Generic marketing
Transform your outdoor space with our premium tailored landscaping solutions.
- No area
- No proof
- No real service detail
MARKETING THAT ANSWERS TO REALITY
Your customers can tell when the marketing is AI slop.
GoneSlop uses your real services, offers, reviews and project photos to create marketing that belongs to your business.
What gets removed
AI made marketing cheaper. It also made thousands of businesses sound exactly the same.
The words are polished. The business disappears.
- premium tailored solutions
- exceptional results
- designed around your needs
- elevate your space
- quality you can trust
- unlock your potential
Live transformation
Watch AI slop become real marketing.
GoneSlop does not simply make AI sound more human. It makes each claim answerable to real business information.
Weak language removed
Unsupported claims are stripped out before the copy is allowed to become campaign material.
- Unsupported claim removed
- Em dash blocked
- Filler reduced
Verified facts inserted
Patios, fencing, turfing and garden clearances are checked against the business profile and service area.
- Service verified
- Area confirmed
- Offer active
Finished campaign produced
Patios, fencing, turfing and garden clearances across Somerset. Send photos of the space and we will arrange a written quote.
- Facebook ready
- Instagram ready
- Approval required
Service verifiedArea confirmedProject photo customer-ownedOffer activeUnsupported claim removedEm dash blocked
Evidence in
Every useful line needs somewhere to come from.
The pilot starts by checking business facts before they become campaign material.
Service listPatios, fencing, turfing, garden clearances
Service areaSomerset and nearby villages
Customer-owned assets8 project photos supplied by the business
Active offerWritten quote after photo review
One campaign, prepared formats
Campaign work leaves as practical social assets.
The pilot prepares campaign materials for approval. It does not imply unsupported direct integrations or automatic publishing.
Facebook post
Somerset garden clearances, fencing, turfing and patio work. Send over photos for a written quote.
Instagram post
Recent garden clearance in Somerset, with new turf and tidy fencing prepared from real project photos.
Story or Reel cover
Garden clearance across Somerset
How it works
Four steps, with approval before anything goes out.
- Add your businessServices, service area, offers, social pages and real project photos.
- We createFacebook and Instagram campaign material from verified context.
- You reviewYou see the copy, graphic direction, sources and quality checks.
- You approveNothing is prepared for publishing until the final version is approved.
Founding Trades Pilot
£49 for one month
Limited to five businesses
Built for UK local trades that want campaign work based on real services, real areas and real project assets.
Apply for the £49 Pilot- Founder-led source review and setup
- Four campaign packs
- Facebook copy
- Instagram copy
- Four controlled graphics using real business assets
- Anti-slop quality checks
- Evidence and factual checks
- Two revision rounds per campaign
- Manual scheduling support
- End-of-month performance review
Trust and control
You stay in control.
GoneSlop is for business owners who want better marketing without handing over the facts.
- No invented prices
- No fake testimonials
- No fabricated project photos
- Nothing publishes without approval
- No long contract
- Secure and private
- UK-based support
Pilot application
Apply only if the business can bring real evidence.
The form asks for the practical context needed to decide whether the £49 pilot is a fit: services, social pages, posting habits, real photos, consent and willingness to be contacted.
Open the pilot form